
Ritual Zero Proof Rum Alternative
6.9
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7.4
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Okay
To speak of “legacy brands” in the world of zero-proof rum 2024 is a little like speaking of “legacy brands” in legalized cannabis. Everyone is a newcomer, and yet if there is a legacy brand, it’s probably Ritual.
I’ve tried Ritual a number of times over the past couple of years, sometimes neat as an oddity, or in a cocktail where its main job was to make juice taste weird. Revisiting it with a more focused eye its main value proposition has always been in the name: you enjoy the ritual of pouring a brown liquid out of a bottle and drinking it, here is a bottle of brown liquid.
On the nose there are strong notes of wheat bread and cereal, perhaps a suggestion of the charred apricot they note on the bottle, and a melange of baking spice warmth that is probably the clearest indication that rum is the target being imitated.
On the palate things get interesting; if this is your first experience with a solid rum alternative you may have a moment of glee when you realize “This has a burn to it! How does it have a burn to it without alcohol?”. The heat pulls ginger to the forefront, with cinnamon and other baking spices in close pursuit. It doesn’t finish quite like a rum, but it does have a finish! On a second sip the presence of something acidic is more noticeable (sure enough citric acid is listed as ingredient 6). It’s a bit of a reminder that the thing you’re drinking is not, in fact, rum, but if you forgive that as you must, it does make for an altogether pleasant tipple.

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