We Tasted 9 Zero Proof Rums Blind; Here’s What We Reccomend.
Why did we do this?
In a word: Dry January. We think it’s a great idea to reset your alcohol tolerance and to give your palate a bit of a break. But alas we’re creatures of habit, and there’s something about sipping a neat pour after work or mixing up a Mai Tai on a weekend that we didn’t want to give up.
The allure of zero proof rums: all of the fun, and none of the hangover! So we cast a wide net to test 9 zero proof rums to see if an alcohol-free alternative would help us stay sober, or just remind us that we’re missing out this month.
We used our standard testing procedure, though we had to adjust a few parameters to make it work for zero proof rums; primarily in the transparency category: most of the information we want to know about regular rums (fermentation time, distillation method) just doesn’t apply to alcohol free alternatives. So instead we were generous with our transparency ratings. One perk of zero proof rums: they have nutritional information! Although most of the important ingredients fall under the all-mighty “natural flavoring” label. In general, we gave points for specifically naming where the product was made, and deducted points for leaving any important information (like if the product is meant to be diluted before consumption) off the bottle.
Are Zero Proof Rums Even a Good Idea?
Before we get into it, I want to call out a few points:
1. None of these really taste like rum. In the US, rum must legally be at least 40% alcohol by volume. These zero proof rums, by definition, are 0% alcohol (actually, a few of them like Strykk and Lyre’s have small amounts, but all are under 1%). While I think many of them do an admirable job of evoking the interesting flavors you can find in rum, none of these would pass for actual rum in a blind taste test. And I don’t think that should be the bar we hold them to.
2. There are lots of other delicious things to drink that aren’t trying to be rum. Maybe the right call is to get into soda during dry January. Or ginger beer. Or shrubs! I love this Pineapple Shrub from Liquor.com, and I think it makes a great highball. On some level, going from drinking rum in December, to drinking zero proof rum in January, is pretty lacking in imagination. That being said, I think some of the zero proof rums we tried are totally worth your time, and can make good drop-in replacements in your favorite cocktails.
Dark Rums
Dark rums seem to dominate the zero proof space; we ended up selecting six, and we could’ve added another two or three to the lineup. Two we meant to include but couldn’t get in time were ArKay Non-Alcoholic Dark Rum and Seir Hill Biscane. Of the rums we tested, more than one was pretty nasty, but several were pretty enjoyable. Here’s what we thought:
Crystal Barbados
This zero proof rum from Crystal gave us insanely strong notes of bubblegum and not much else. Perhaps there was a bit of peach. We thought it was pretty bad as a neat sipper (3.8/10) but okay as a mixer (6.8/10).
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Monday Zero Alcohol Rum
This zero proof rum from Monday gave us strong notes of cereal and oak, with subtler hints of oak, caramel, citrus, banana, and decaf coffee. We thought it was okay as a neat sipper (5.2/10) but pretty good as a mixer (7.6/10).
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Ritual Zero Proof Rum
This zero proof rum from Ritual gave us strong notes of cereal and baking spice, with subtler hints of charred apricot, oak, ginger, cinnamon and citrus. We thought it was okay as a neat sipper (4.8/10) but pretty good as a mixer (7.4/10).
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Lyre’s Dark Cane Spirit
This zero proof rum from Lyre’s gave us strong notes of caramel, with subtler hints of cola, butterscotch, baking spice and mint. We thought it was pretty good as a neat sipper (7.8/10) and great as a mixer (8.9/10).
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Strykk Not R*m
This zero proof rum from Strykk gave us strong notes of mint and ginger, with subtler hints of black tea, orange, vanilla, and oak. We thought it was okay as a neat sipper (5.8/10) and pretty good as a mixer (7.8/10).
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270º Botanicals Non-Alcoholic Cane Beverage Dark Caribbean Blend
This zero proof rum from 270º Botanicals gave us strong notes of latex and burnt meat, with subtler hints of caramel, artificial coffee, and nondescript nut. We thought it was absolutely vile as a neat sipper (1.2/10) and really quite bad as a mixer (2.3/10).
White Rums
In general, there seem to be fewer zero-proof white rums on offer. In fact, all the white rums we tasted came from lines that also offered dark rums: Lyre’s, 270º Botanicals, and ArKay. And on some level, it makes sense: even for many rum nerds white (and/or unaged) rums are little more than a vehicle for getting alcohol into a cocktail. They don’t need any distinct flavor themselves, and most of the white rums you’re most likely to find at a supermarket are unlikely to have much (we have to call out that there are so many incredibly tasty and complex white rums, and we’re purely speaking in generalities here).
This makes a zero-proof white rum’s job quite hard: how do you make a drink that is practically water and ethanol, with no ethanol? It’s a difficult needle to thread–do too little and the rum may just taste like water. Do too much on the other hand, and you’ll end up making something putrid. We had white rums that flirted with both of these problems:
ArKay Alcohol-Free White Rum
This zero proof rum from ArKay gave us strong notes of vanilla cake and refrigerant, with subtler hints of bubblegum, cotton candy, coconut, and crayon.. We thought it was okay as a neat sipper (4.7/10) but pretty good as a mixer (5.5/10).
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270º Botanicals Non-Alcoholic Cane Beverage White Caribbean Blend
This zero-proof rum from 270º Botanicals gave us strong notes of latex and pineapple, with subtler hints of bubblegum. We thought it was really quite bad as a neat sipper (2.2/10) but okay as a mixer (5.5/10).
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Lyre’s White Cane Spirit
This zero-proof rum from Lyre’s gave us strong notes of pineapple and coconut, with subtler hints of butter, ginger, flowers, chile, citrus. We thought it was pretty good both as a neat sipper (7.2/10) and as a mixer (6.7/10).
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Winners and Reccomendations
Dark Rums
There are several dark rums worth your time. If you’re looking for the bottle that we most thought tasted like rum (though I’m not sure that should be your goal) I’d recommend Monday, or at a lower price point and greater availability, Ritual. If you’re looking for a rum that packs a punch and will add a somatosensory kick to a cocktail, check out Strykk Not R*m. If you’re looking for something that strays a little bit further from a classic rum profile, but is absolutely delicious in a snifter or a Mai Tai, try Lyre’s Dark Cane Spirit.
If you’re interested, I would try all three (I wouldn’t recommend getting Ritual and Monday, as they’re fairly close in profile)–they all offer something different, and they’re all compelling in their own way.
White Rums
Thinks look a lot more bleak on the white rum side. While we had fewer chances at success with only 3 contenders, all of them let us down in one way or another. 270º Botanicals was only slightly better than its dark cousin and had very offputting latex notes. ArKay had an interesting burn, but on the nose and palate, it had a very artificial sweetness to it. Lyre’s was delicious neat, but it was so delicate it totally got lost in a cocktail. When push comes to shove if I were to recommend one it would probably be Lyre’s, unless you only plan on mixing and really want a kick, in which case I would recommend ArKay. But if you’re sober-curious and just looking to pick up a single bottle, I would start with a zero proof dark rum.
Best Zero Proof Rum
Lyre’s Dark Cane Spirit
Most Believable
Monday Zero Alcohol Rum
Best Burn
Strykk Not R*m
Myers’s Original Dark Rum
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Smuggler’s Reserve Jamaica
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Worthy Park 109
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